How old are you?

Apparently the answer to this question is completely subjective.  According to Layton, it is perfectly ok for it change according to the situation.

When he is clingy and acting like a baby – ask how old he is and he’ll tell you – Zero

When it is time for school in the morning – ask how old he is and he’ll tell you – Five

On Wednesday night when it is time for Dallin to go to Cub Scouts – ask how old he is and he’ll tell you – Eight

Any other time – ask how old he is and he’ll be honest and tell you – Three

I’m afraid to ask how old he is when I’m driving down the road – I’m pretty sure he’ll tell me – Sixteen – and that would be way too much for me to handle :)