Where: Coppergate Elementary
Reporter: Dallin H. Jarvis
Report Synopsis:
Three budding geologist discover a bed of hot magna just beneath the surface of the kindergarten playground. All those living in the surrounding areas should follow their example and evacuate immediately.
Eye Witness Account:
Me and Alex were playing in the sand. Then Alex heard this “pphhhhshhhph shhhhhshhsh” sound. Dominic saw something bubbling under the sand. Alex said it was lava. And I touched the sand and it was hot. It’s true. It was lava. So we ran away as fast as we could.
And we all know, if three five year olds came to this conclusion then it really must be true.
3 comments:
That is breaking news folks! You heard it here first. Great piece of reporting from one of Coppergate's finest field reporters and soccer players I might add. Go Dallin!
Was it liquid hot magma? Maybe next they will see sharks with frickin' lazer beams on their heads!? Should I even ask? Who does #2 work for??? This is obviously Nathan's son!!!
Imagination is such a simple thing but it can always make life more grand. Who knows, there probably was hot lava under the playground at sometime in the past.
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